Don't Use Those Aluminium Foil Helmets

Those of you who are using aluminium foil helmets to deflect mind-control radio signal from the government might want to think again. A recent empirical study has shown that:

" ... although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions ... certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason."

On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study